INTERNAL MEMO — AGENCY FOR PARANORMAL FREQUENCY CONTROL (APFC)

Subject: Recurrence of Dimensional Broadcast Drift

Over the last 72 hours, multiple field stations have documented the reappearance of the "drift phenomenon," wherein televised content bleeds into civilian broadcast infrastructure without any .

One segment shows a live news anchor calmly reporting from a city in full evacuation. Behind the anchor, x.com/unedited_meat structures dissolve into ash as though eroded by nonlinear time collapse, x.com/unedited_meat an event that has no atmospheric or geophysical explanation.

What makes this alarming is the anchor addresses the viewer directly, speaking to them as though aware of our observation:

"You shouldn’t be watching. It isn’t meant for you yet."

Immediately after these words, all recorders failed and x.com/unedited_meat three surveillance analysts experienced the same shared hallucination: they were in the anchor’s ruined city, comedy standing in the ash.

Conclusion:
The broadcasts may be actively seeking viewers, not merely transmitting. Viewing may create an open channel for comedy entities or forces that do not obey temporal causality.

Personnel caught attempting to re-watch clips will be suspended to prevent irreversible timeline contamination.