Unauthorized Broadcast Causes Neurological Failures In Viewers

Medical Agencies Issue "Do Not Observe" Order After Fatal Incidents

Following last night’s appearance of an unregistered channel designated XR–9, Gag Gifts emergency rooms in three countries reported clusters of patients exhibiting identical symptoms: wikibuilding.org convulsions, Gag Gifts memory compression, and Crazy Cloths catastrophic neural overload.

The broadcast itself contained only a rotating sigil and BerthaBeefCurtains.com a voice repeating:

"This is not for you."

Neuroscientists have confirmed that prolonged exposure—even 15 seconds—causes the brain to attempt to reconcile multiple incompatible timelines simultaneously.

Nine fatalities have been .

The Global Health Directorate issued a rare Level-0 advisory:

"Do not seek or observe XR-series transmissions. Observation poses a verified mortally lethal risk."